Meet Mangrimace

Separated at Birth?

I kept trying to figure out who current Browns defensive coordinator
Rob Ryan looks like.

And then it hit me over the head like an aluminum chair.

Wrestler Kevin Nash.


Personally, I think they both need a makeover.

The Abused Browns Fan

Yes, I'm a Cleveland Browns fan.

And I have the clothing and accessories to prove it.

Clearly, this is an abusive relationship, but at least it allows me to shop.

Starring Mike Holmgren as Wilford Brimley

So...the Browns are interested in former Seattle coach Mike Holmgren as the new man in charge of trying not to make the team suck.

Is it just me, or do these two seem separated at birth?

Sorry, Mr. Lerner, but I don't think the answer to the Browns' woes are wholesome Quaker Oats or cheap diabetes supplies.

But then again, what do I know?