To prove that I am psychic in weird ways seemingly only related to this blog, please allow the following into evidence:
I wrote back-to-back posts this past week.
8/16/11
"I am obsessed with makeup."
- Bitter KK, I'm not buying your makeup, Mary Kay
8/19/11
Are you ready for some heckling?
Bitter Orange & Brown = Statler & Waldorf
(Yes, we really do need Mr. Lerner and company to build us a Bitter Balcony at the stadium. We're taking donations of the Browns' gross old used pants and implementing a sin tax to get it done.)
Tonight, I saw this...coming in Sept/Oct, which unites two of my favorite things.
OHH
EMMM
GEEEEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it just a coincidence that the most fabulously bitter Muppets of all are on the outer packaging?
Hey, did you know they speak French? Mais non!
Hey, did you know they speak French? Mais non!
I think I need to start playing the lottery. I really do.
Then I can start paying for our balcony.
Because I don't think stinky, turf-stained pants are a decent building material
and they probably don't have much cash value anyway.
Images via temptalia.com
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