Merry Draft Day, Everyone! Or is it?

I woke up this morning to about fifteen tweets likening the NFL Draft to Christmas. Maybe for other teams, a bunch of shiny new "gifts" means a better team. But our Browns have been drafting right along with the rest of the teams and they don't seem to be getting much better.

What we need is a franchise quarterback. We had a great chance to trade up to number two for Robert Griffin III. That didn't work to well. Of course. Because we're the Browns.

So pardon me, but this "Christmas" is a little more bittersweet to me when I imagine what could have been. Instead, who knows what we're in for next season. AGAIN.

And it made me hate the Redskins just a little more. And if I could rhyme, I would totally have written this like Dr. Seuss.