Meet your next head coach, Browns fans! Hint: It's ME!

Jimmy Haslam III and Joe Banner went on the record today by saying they weren't ruling out anyone in their search for a new head coach. 

I took this to mean one thing and one thing only:
MY BIG CHANCE HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!
 
I want to be your new head coach, Browns Fans. 
I'm officially throwing my very fancy hat into the ring. 

I thought I would share the letter I'm sending to the new Browns owner to let him know what an exceptionally exceptional candidate I am:

And now I'm going to sit by the phone as I eagerly await his call...





Bitter KK is the alter ego of fashion stylist Kristen Kaleal, who might have a chance to stop being so bitter if she were hired as the new Browns' coach. They may not win any games, but at least they would always look fabulous.