Jimmy Haslam III and Joe Banner went on the record today by saying they weren't ruling out anyone in their search for a new head coach.
I took this to mean one thing and one thing only:
MY BIG CHANCE HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!
I want to be your new head coach, Browns Fans.
I'm officially throwing my very fancy hat into the ring.
I thought I would share the letter I'm sending to the new Browns owner to let him know what an exceptionally exceptional candidate I am:
And now I'm going to sit by the phone as I eagerly await his call...
Bitter KK is the alter ego of fashion stylist Kristen Kaleal,
who might have a chance to stop being so bitter if she were hired as the
new Browns' coach. They may not win any games, but at least they would
always look fabulous.