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Top 7 Reasons Why You Should Invite a Browns Chic to your Super Bowl Party

7. We stay fairly attentive through the game, because we wonder what a Super Bowl is like. In fact, many of us are learning the compound words “post-season” for the first time.

6.  We’re like your grandpa. We will enthrall you with “remember when Bill Belichick used to be our coach” stories. And then we will regale you with a trivia game called “how many former Browns players and coaches have made it to the Super Bowl?”

5. We are low maintenance. We are happy with Stadium Mustard on a kielbasi and a bottle of Great Lakes Brewing Company’s finest.

4.  We have already released our inner- Rob Ryan by screaming during the actual Browns September-October season, so we are likely to be calm by November. It is safe to have your children around us at any point during post season. It is not possible for us to swear when we’re now apathetic.

3. We will bring along a picture of Wilford Brimley and ask you to marvel at the striking resemblance of him and Mike Holmgren.

2.   We may bring you a hostess gift of a Longaberger basket signed by Bernie Kosar.

And the number 1 reason to invite a Browns babe to your bash:

1.       We’re not Pittsburgh or Baltimore fans.

So, fans, do you have any more to add to the list? Tell us in your comments below.