A) A ladies' motorcycle gang C) The Bitterest Browns fans everrrrrr
B) Grown up Girl Scouts gone bad D) All of the above
B) Grown up Girl Scouts gone bad D) All of the above
Answer is at the bottom!
BITTER KK Kristen Kaleal is a professional wardrobe stylist and freelance fashion writer. When she isn't alternating between enabling the Browns and using them as comedic fodder, she can be found at the mall, where she enjoys trying on so many perfumes that she narrowly escapes anaphylactic shock and indulging in the occasional blended treat from Orange Julius. She thinks the second best thing to winning the Super Bowl would be if there was a movie like Major League -
except about the Browns.
She would still want Bob Uecker to be in it.
http://kristenshops.com/
Twitter: @BitterKK / @kristenkaleal
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BITTER SHOES
Looks terrible in orange, she's more Bitter Pink and Brown
Paige Boyer didn't grow up as a football fan. She learned to enjoy the sport for her ex, then she ditched the man, but kept the team - can you blame her, 11 men are better than one, right? In real life, she's a health care PR pro who's obsessed with social media. She loves tweeting during Browns games, because her snark is best served in 140 characters. She's been known to yell at the TV and swear like a sailor (or a Brown's fan) while watching the games.Looks terrible in orange, she's more Bitter Pink and Brownhttp://shoesalwaysfit.com/
Twitter: @shoesalwaysfit
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BITTER CHICK MC
Marie Cauley is a freelance writer and novelist looking to be published soon. Currently she is a regular contributor at Westlake Patch, where she is featured in "Changing From The Outside In", her series chronicling her adventures as a novice spinner. She covered reality TV dance shows for the former Ballroom Dance Channel website, looking to start dance lessons as soon as possible. (Are you listening Maksim Chmerkovskiy???) She is normally a very positive person unless it involves being bitter about the Browns, which comes very easily. She also covers health, fitness, music, books and other topics...causing her brain to smoke as it goes into overdrive. Often writer's insomnia kicks in, and you will find her awake at 3 AM composing a song or working on an article. She is at her most bitter when she hasn't had much sleep...so please get her some coffee if you find her in this state!http://mtclosetowin.blogspot.com/
http://www.ballroomdancechannel.ning.com/
Twitter: www.twitter.com/writerchickmc
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BITTER KRIS
Kristine Meldrum Denholm is a fulltime freelance journalist, who specializes in family, parenting, societal issues and law enforcement. She regularly writes features for Cleveland, Akron and Lake Family Magazines, and a variety of publications, and has an essay published in the upcoming Chicken Soup for the Soul: A Dog’s Life (April, 2011.) She credits her late Dad with instilling in her a love for all teams Cleveland, which she held close even in journalism school at Duquesne University in Pittsburgh, where a Bernie Kosar poster stood guard by her in her dorm room until a Steelers fan tore it down. A founding member of the Washington DC Browns Backers Club, she met her husband there (she moved on when Brian Sipe wouldn't return her calls), and together they are raising three mini-Cleveland fans. She’s working on a book on bringing up brown and orange. http://www.kristinemeldrumdenholm.com/
Twitter: @writerandmom
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BITTER AK
Alanna Klapp is a freelance writer and a regular contributor for Hope for Women Magazine (www.hopeforwomenmag.com) who has also written for the Cuyahoga Falls Patch (www.cuyahogafalls.patch.com). She was a guest host for The Writing Show, a podcast that provides information and inspiration for writers, from 2008-2010. She placed second in the Lea Leever Oldham essay contest in 2005, and second in the Procrastinating Writers Blog essay contest in 2010. In September 2010 Alanna presented on the Q&A Panel at the 27th Annual Western Reserve Writers Conference & Workshop at Lakeland Community College in Kirtland, OH on how to "Jumpstart Your Writing Life." She blogs about writing at The Chipper Writer. Alanna grew up watching the Browns, Cavs and Indians with her dad and brother, and nearly had a nervous breakdown when Earnest Byner fumbled the ball. She's never quite recovered, and patiently waits for next year every year. http://www.alannaklapp.blogspot.com/
Twitter: @Bitter_AK
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The answer, of course, is D! For Duhhhhhhh.
GO BROWNS!!!!
